Friday, October 28, 2011

Darlings, Annie Gets It Done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Girls, I just LOVE Anne Cutbill Lenane!!!!

Now, some of you may well ask, who the hell is she????

Well, if any of you go to the movies in Manhattan, you have experienced Anne!!! Her face is up there, 10 feet high, right there on the silver screen, amid the plethora of ads movie theaters here throw at viewers, in order to distract them, from God forbid, having to think for themselves!!!!!

Anne would appear to be a top flight realty agent in Gotham, specializing in that most coveted locale, the Upper West Side, which used to be a haven for artists, but is now relegated to domestic wannabes, who, having made too much money, which they don't deserve and most likely was not made legally, now have nothing better to do with their lives than play at being Blondie and Dagwood!!!! Let me tell you, darlings, in THIS market, even with the Castevets' help, Rosemary and Guy Woodhouse would be hard pressed to find an apartment there, now!!!!

I always LOVE Anne's ads--her smiling face, flowing blonde hair, which works in spite of the fact she is pushing it with that style, because of her age, and her power business outfits, which would seem to have been inspired by Heather Locklear, during her days as Amanda Woodward on "Melrose Place!"

But what I want to know--and have always wondered, is--does Anne Cutbill Lenane actually exist?????????? Honey, she has been trolling movie screens for years; so long that I am beginning to wonder if she is some kind of Dorian Grey, or if some ersatz firm keeps airbrushing a random pic they found one day, which works!!!! Has anyone out there actually MET Anne???? If so, loves, feel free to tell me, because I would love to know if she is actually real, and what she is really like!!!!!

I "saw" Anne at the movies last week, and I have to say, now she is trying to sex up her image, because the latest pic, features her laid back in a black tank top, like an ersatz version of Glenn Close as Alex Forrest in "Fatal Attraction." Come to think of it, Alex would have made an excellent realtor; her clients would certainly not "ignore" her!!!!!!!

I always want to ignore most of the ads thrust upon me in theaters!!!! But I always look forward to seeing Anne!!!! Whether she is real or not, she has come to represent a little bit of New York City!!!!!!

Make sure, girls, that YOU get it done, too...just like Annie!!!!!!!!!!

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