That is Gay Pride, loves, for those who may just have got on here! And, while it is Tuesday, it is not too late to wish each and everyone a Happy Pride Week, culminating in Gay Pride Sunday. Whether you are a chiseled, muscular gym rat, fit to do porn; a stunning drag queen, an Average Joe (which means you my not be chiseled, but, darlings, are YOU smart, and SO sophisticated!!!!!), or a youngster just on the verge of discovering your gayness, this is the week to celebrate all the aforementioned means, which is that there is more than one way of being gay!!!!!
In some ways, loves, Pride Week reminds me of Christmas--we get all psyched up, whether it is for presents, Jesus, or, hopefully, both!!!!--then the day comes and goes, and it seems like nothing has been learnt. Same with Gay Pride--after all the flashing and flaunting on Sunday, people go back into their....closets????? Shame on you!!!!!! For that, you get a couple of lashes from Rollereena!!!!! If that does not work, then you have SEX with Rollereena!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And, darlings, be nice to ALL this week, not just those specimens you hope to exercise your fantasies with!!!!! And stay away from Harry Connick, Jr!!!!!!!!!!! Whether it is a little Cesare, or an Auntie Alvin, gays need love and respect 52 weeks, not just one!!!! So, keep that in mind while shopping for Gucci, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As for tonight, I expect to hear you curled up in front of the tube for the latest "Rizzoli and Isles." Who can teach us all about being gay (not they!!!!) but proud!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't wait to see Lorraine make that coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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