No "Baby Sitting Boogie" Here, Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                             Girls, there is one thing I can pretty much guarantee you.  If your life story is profiled on the TV show, "Deadly Women," you stand a very good chance of eventually being named the Raving Queen's Bitch Of The Week.  And so it goes with this week's winner pictured above--Christine Falling, known as the Babysitter Serial Killer.

                                                Long before Rebecca De Mornay portrayed Peyton Flanders, (who, at least was pretty!!!!!!) the Nanny From Hell in 1992's "The Hand That Rocks The Cradle" (can you believe that was 20 years ago, darlings??????), Christine made a name for herself as the babysitter you did NOT want to hire!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                  Why do these things always seem to happen in the backwoods of Florida????????  Christine was from a little nowhere town there, called Perry, where she was born on March 12, 1963.  Talk about trash; her mother was just sixteen years old, and her father--get this!!!!!--was sixty-five!!!!!!!!!  That must have been some marriage, I can tell you!!!!!!!!  To make matters worse, Christine was developmentally disabled, and prone to obesity.  She certainly was no looker, like Rebecca was, when she played Peyton.  So, she could not exactly entice anybody.

                                                    During the early Eighties, Christine, to earn some money, began babysitting for neighbors and  relatives.  However, it seemed as though every time Christine sat for a kid--something happened to those children--SIDS, myocardia, whatever.  Eventually, it was found Christine had murdered these innocents by suffocation because--get this, dolls!!!!!--voices told her to kill the babies!!!!!!!!!

                                                     Uh, huh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  The defense must have loved that one!  It practically served Christine up to the prosecutor as a sacrifice!!!!!!! Well, good riddance!!!!!!!!!!  Take the key, and lock her up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                       The murders took place between the years 1980 and 1982.  Christine was convicted and sentenced to life without parole. She is currently incarcerated at a Florida facility, and will never see the light of day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                         When I discovered Christine's story, I knew I had found a perfect winner for this week's Raving Queen Bitch Of The Week Award!!!!!!!!!  Mary Poppins she ain't!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                             Which is why you should always ask for and check those references, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!