Well, here it is, girls--another Pride Week! Darlings, I don't care if you are straight, gay, lesbian, or vampire, this is a week to take pride in everyone and everything! There are programs and events galore this week, and you can do things on your own--like going to brunch, reading the latest VOGUE or VANITY FAIR, pulling out that collection of neglected cast albums or CD's--what ever it takes,, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As for those of you who are gay, this is the week when Queens are KING, so make the most of it! Don't get mad; get even! Instead of handing out poisoned apples (like the Wicked Queen in "Snow White") to those who have done you dirt in the past year, show them up with a stunning ensemble, tickets to the hottest shows and museum exhibitions in town, and make them so envious of you, darlings, they will just puke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is pretty much my agenda, for the week, though at some point, you better believe I will open the windows, and blare out the cast album of "Mame!" The neighbors will LOVE it, darlings! They will HAVE to! First time they heard something of taste!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, a Happy Gay Pride to one and all! Remember what the line in "Funny Girl" says--
"These are facts, I've got no ax to grind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Happy Gay Pride, to one and all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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