Wednesday, June 5, 2013

"O Lovely Pussy! O Pussy, My Love! What A Beautiful Pussy You Are, You Are!!!!!!!!! What A Beautiful Pussy You Are!!!!!!!!!!!"


                                  Remember, darlings, when you could say that line without a smirk, or ribald laughter? Now, those were the days of innocence.  When the charms of Edward Lear's poem, "The Owl And The Pussycat." remained intact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                    Someone should have told this to Michael Douglas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                     Girls, he has some problem!  He has a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGG  mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                        Not only that, it is where it has been, and with whom??????  No one, not Douglas, not Catherine Zeta Jones could probably guess!!!!!!!! Hey, Catherine, if I were you, I would get tested right away!!!!!!!!!!!!!  And you, too, Matt Damon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                         Now, everyone knew that when Michael Douglas went into rehab, allegedly for "drinking," it was for nothing of the sort!  It was for sex addiction!!!!!!!!!  This big old horn dog, now an old codger, still can't keep his hands or his mouth to himself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                         No wonder he worked so well in "Fatal Attraction."  He got to act out like the slut he actually was, (and, apparently, still is!!!!!!!!)  which made his character more deserving of everything he got!  He should have gotten more, I still say.  From the looks of things, it seems Douglas would have had sex with Glenn Close's mother!!!!!!!!!!

                                           Still, I say it is all karma from that lousy performance he gave as Liberace!!!!!!!!!  And from the zeal with which he seemed to jump into those gay scenes, girls, it would not surprise me if Michael Douglas would not jump anything in sight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                             The trouble is, with the way he looks now, and his diseased history, who would want him now???????????    Take him to the cleaner's Catherine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                Poor Kirk Douglas!  Once he could be proud of Michael, when he was a good looking thing on "The Streets Of San Francisco," up to, about, "The China Syndrome!"   Daddy must now be hanging his head in shame, and I don't blame him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                 Muzzles are put on dogs!  Maybe one should be put on Michael Douglas!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                  Like the line in "The Normal Heart" goes, "If having sex can kill you, doesn't anyone with half a brain stop fucking?"

                                                   Michael Douglas has plenty of money!  Guess he hasn't much brains!!!!!!!!!!

                                                   Isn't this all such a hoot, darlings????????????????



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