Now, girls, I am not saying Cragi Geraghty is without talent. He may very well have some. But these series of commercials they keep making, to promote that cheap, hedonistic place they call Las Vegas, are disgusting.
In each of them, Craig masquerades as this mild mannered insurance salesman, whose name, if you can believe this, is LasVegas DotCom. Everyone thinks he is a website, so they all want things from him. The one where he has this dream of partying, girls and a golf ball, is supposed to represent the Average Joe being agog over Vegas.
Well, Craig does a good idea of looking like the Average Joe. He's even kinda cute, in a sort of middle class way!!!!!! At times, he even manages, the way he is shot, to look like Conan O'Brien. Who is NOT an Average Joe!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But going WOW! over Vegas????????? Darlings, I know I am strictly New York, but a sale at Cartier's is more appealing to me than a trek to some mecca of strip and gambling joints in the Nevada Desert!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Besides, if you really want to see what Vegas is truly like, girls, you don't have to go anywhere. Just sit in front of your screen, and watch the DVD of Paul Verhoeven's 1995 camp classic, "Showgirls!!!!!!!!!!!!"
You know what Vegas amounts to, hons??????? Monkey shit, on stage!!!!!!!!!
So, THAT is what Craig Geraghty is advertising!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wishing you a better gig, Craig, dear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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