Girls, It Just Does Not Work Without The Sno-Balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                 Several weeks back, you will recall, when selecting a new message for the answering machine at home, I contemplated using Mr. Pinky's speech from the 1988 John Waters' classic, "Hairspray."  However, even for this actress, darlings, it is a mouthful to learn, plus absolutely no one does this speech as brilliantly as the film's original actor,  Alan J. Wendl!!!!!!!!  So, here, 25 (an Anniversary, darlings!!!!!!) years later, is Alan doing Mr. Pinky, proving that fat can be IN (but don't go out and binge just yet, darlings!!!!) and that this act simply CANNOT be successfully pulled off, without those Pink Sno-Balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                 So, cherish Mr. Pinky, dolls!  As he says, "You'll be glad you did!!!!!!!!!!"