Oh, My God, Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maura Arrested????????????????

                                       The writers, this season on "Rizzoli And Isles," are really, I believe, trying to cash in on the idea of Maura as the daughter of a mobster and a physician with a shady past.  They are trying to go for the darker side in Dr. Isles, played by the wonderful and always stunning looking Sasha Alexander, (the one I want to be, darlings!!!!!!!!!) and, while last night's episode, "Killer In High Heels" was one of the most exciting ever, Maura is, and always will be, a good girl, at heart!  Just like me, dolls!!!!!!!!!!

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                                            And, no!  Shut up!  I wasn't talking to YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                            Things started out in typical "R AND I" fashion--the girls, in glam outfits, with perfectly coiffed hair, at an evening fundraiser.  Maura catches the eye of a local colorectal surgeon , and sparks begin to fly.  This role was played, briefly, by guest performer Thad Luckinbill, who, at first I thought was Laurence's son, but no dice!  As stated, his role is all too brief, because the next morning, with Maura hung over from who knows what wildness, if any, the guy is found dead in his car--with Maura's ID card, hair and DNA in the back seat.  This is a set-up, darlings, but who is it, and why Maura?????????

                                               All roads lead back to Daddy Paddy and Mama Hope, but neither was featured in last night's episode. A pity. But, I am telling you, you have got to see Sasha Alexander, with her hair, in an orange prison jump suit!!!!!!!!!!  No one ever looked quite so good in one!  And the scene in the cell block, where Maura fights with the bitchiest inmate this side of that rotten, evil little Ellen Zamost, whom I went to school with, is straight out of "Caged!"  I only wish Maura had fought back--pulled hair, scratched bit!!!!!!!!!!  Just like I would have, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!  Bitchfest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                  Angela (Lorraine Bracco) has now been upgraded to making espresso, and the writers still don't know what to do with Frankie, and would Jordan Bridges, who plays Frankie, get rid of those unflattering bangs?  They don't look good on you, hon, and it takes away from the professionalism Frankie is desperately trying to convey.  With no success yet.

                                                    It all turns out to be a scam.  Thad was not a colorectal surgeon, but a nightclub bouncer, and the head philanthropist knocked up some chippy, murdered her, and dispatched her body, in a vacant lot. Only the lot is not vacant, anymore, as something is about to go on it, digging has been done, bones have been found--and all roads lead back to the philanthropist.  It is still unclear why Maura was set up; did the guy know she was Paddy's daughter?

                                                      Nevertheless, all turns out well, and when Maura appears in the blue dress, at the end...well, girls, you will all want to go out and buy that dress yourselves.   I have already spent a number of hours today trying to track it down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                        What sounds like a very thin plot turned out to be one of the series' most exciting episodes.  But, I am telling you, for your own good--Lose the bangs, Frankie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!