It was Evil Teen Bitches time again, last night, on "Law And Order SVU," in an episode that seemed to redo "Mean" (and, by extension, "Lost Traveler") as well as Lillian Hellman's "The Children's Hour." It was also a hoot, darlings, but before I get to that, let me say, we know all about evil teenage girls, but how about some boys getting their due??????? I mean, not since Season One, with "Uncivilized," have I seen teen boys depicted with such evil!!!!. And that was a redo of Leopold and Loeb, and there have been plenty of rotten teen boys since. Not that girls are angels; the recent suicide of Rebecca Sedwick, in Lakeland, Florida, clarified that! Maybe 'SVU' should tackle that one! Because it never, as I suspected it would, tackled Tyler Clementi!!!!!!!!!!!!
Billy Porter, currently on Broadway, in "Kinky Boots," plays Jackie Walker, an elementary school music teacher at the Margaret Fuller Private School in Manhattan. He is such a flamer, darlings, he makes me look butch, by comparison! You know he knows his show tunes. Probably prances around his apartment doing Melba Moore singing "I Got Love," from "Purlie!!!!!"
Billy also wants to jump start a career for himself, in show business, and he thinks he has done so, by mentoring young teen singers--usually female--who appear on this "American Idol" spinoff called "American Diva!" The first thing I want to know is--why is it only for girls??????? Why can't boys go on "American Diva??????" I mean, there is no more American Diva, than me, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The opening sequence of the episode was devoted to this, and it was a hoot! You have to believe that everyone in Manhattan watches this, including the entire SVU squad! Like, they have nothing better to do????????? And who gives a shit???????????? Let me tell you, when that Carly Rose Soneclar came out on stage, as Grace Belsey, and began singing "For Once In My Life," I laughed out loud!!!!!!!! Then, I thought, why couldn't the casting department, for this scene, get at least one Broadway kid, who could actually sing? This town is full of them, darlings--just get any of the orphans still over at the Palace, finishing up their "Annie" run--and it would have made the scene more effective. Because, honeys, I could tell right away that that no talent Carly could not sing on her own, worth a lick, and she was even badly dubbed!!!!!!! Couldn't they at least have dubbed her, with someone competent????????? Even Lea Michelle would have worked better in this scene, and you know I am no fan of that hag, dolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
However, Jonah Allen (Jake Katzman) does not like seeing his teacher, Mr. Walker, on
television!!!!!!! It upsets him, because he says he does bad things. Which is enough for Mrs. Allen (played by Kelly Deadmon, a real Upper East Side bitch, if there ever was one! But, then, wait till you meet her daughter, Brooke, played by Hana Hayes!!!!!!! What a piece of work!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Walker is accused of being a child molester on the most circumstantial items of evidence.
The entire SVU squad, with the exception of Rollins (the wonderful Kelli Giddish) is all set to hang him out to
dry!!!!!!!!!!!! But, then, it seems like everyone gets into the act, of accusing Walker--Brooke, her friend, Rachel Burns, (played by no talent Kara Hayward) and also Rachel's younger brother, Cooper, (played by
Alex Bento!!!!!!) as well as other pre-school children, both male and female. What in the world is going on?????????? Darlings, my beloved Monsieur figured it out, before anyone else did, and when he is right, he
is right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The clue comes when Cooper Burns, interviewed by Olivia and the team, uses the word
"inappropriate." This is no precocious thing, like I was, darlings, so that he can say it is absolutely amazing, let alone know what it means!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is the tip off that these kids were coached by someone, especially when Cooper always confuses the details of his carefully scripted story.
More and more, just as in "Mean" and "Lost Traveler," suspicion turns to the girls, Brooke Allen and Rachel Burns. These two turn out to be real bitches, because when the whole thing comes out, it is right out of Lillian Hellman's "The Children's Hour," as well.
Brooke and Rachel made the whole thing up, coaching their younger brothers and other children to get the story right, to drive Mr. Walker out of the school, because they were jealous that he
picked Grace Belsey, over either of them, to be on "American Diva?" Can you believe it? At least the casting department here was wise, casting two real life no talent actresses as fictional non talents!!!!! Rachel immediately turns on Brooke, and when confronted, Brooke counters how she is going to be a big star, because that is what people have been telling her, all her life! Oh, give me a break! Brooke, honey, I have got some advice for you.. See the inside of a real New York City rehearsal or dance studio, look at your
ugly face --God, that nose!!!!!!--in the mirror, and see what you are up against! The only thing Brooke can count on is that, in ten years, she is going to be some skanky drug addicted ho', just like her mother. Only she won't be living quite so high; she'll be down on the Lower East Side, drugging up, because she never even had the brains and resourcefulness her mother once had, to begin with!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, Jackie Walker may have had the charges dismissed, but with his rep ruined, and the girls only signed to do probation, what good is it?????? Good for Rollins giving it to Olivia, Amaro and Barba, then walking away!!!!!!!! Those self-righteous pricks try to defend what they just did????????? Because of
a scheming, Upper East Side teen bitch???????????? Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Both those girls, and their mothers, should have been slapped hard, across their faces, and then put into the slammer for LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Jackie Walker? He should get his own reality show, relaying what skanks and ho's live on Manhattan's Upper East Side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Food for thought, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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