Girls, I Cannot Wait For The Roseanne Bitch Fest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                           For the past several days, on ID, Roseanne has been touting how  she is going to hold a marathon of "Deadly Women," leading up to her new show this evening, "Momsters--When Moms Go Bad!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                             So, on this post Thanksgiving Day--where was the green bean casserole, darlings?????????--I am going to curl up and watch these bitches go at it.

                              I especially cannot wait for the one, pictured below.  This is Maria Deasy, and she plays my favorite Momster in the trailer--the blonde former high school queen--you can just tell--now out to make her daughter into what she still wants to be, who slams the door on her rival, screaming at her, "I've had it!"
Isn't this just something?? ??? Look at that face, and that blouse!  You just know this is going to be some Camp Fest, not a psychological examination of real Moms From Hell, like Charlotte Bayes (the fictitious character from "Churchgoing People," on "Cold Case!!!!!!!!!!!!!"), Catherine Pelzer, or Patsy Ramsey!!!!!!!!!  I mean, that would be just too realistic?  And Roseanne realistic??????????

                                It starts at 2PM today, girls, so be sure to curl up with me, Gojira, and Baby Gojira for this Camp Hoot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                Happy Black Friday, dolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!