There are some people out there who are so jealous of MERYL STREEP, they will make up the most scandalous stories about her.goes with the territory. I mean, MERYL is so FABULOUS and DIVINE that how can anything go wrong????????????????
The rumor goes that at her place, on Thanksgiving Day, her oven was not working properly, and only the white meat of the turkey was cooked, not the dark and the sides. So, she called her neighbor--get this--Gwyneth Paltrow--and, while they were not home, Gwyneth had the doorman let MERYL in, so she could finish the bird. The day was saved.
There is so much wrong with the story. The only thing it gets right is that MERYL's three daughters were useless. When your mother is the World's Greatest Actress, you don't stand a chance, dolls!!!!!!!!!!!!
More to the point is the inconceivable notion that something would go wrong for MERYL STREEP, and she would not know how to handle it! I am sure, if she called, Gojira would have rushed right over, and graciously given her turkey a fiery going over, which would bake that turkey crisp! Or, MERYL being MERYL, she could have fired it up herself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But to call for help--why Gwyneth Paltrow? I mean, what does that has been know???????? And why is her oven so special????????? Better to call Stanley Tucci. That's who I would have called, because he would have rushed right to MERYL's aid, and saved the day! Just like I am dying for him to cook us one of his Italian meals, wearing an apron--and nothing else!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't believe this story, except for one thing. If someone did let them into Gwyneth's apartment, it would not have been the landlord.
It would have been Blythe Danner! Two World's Greatest Actresses in a collaboration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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