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It seems like every couple on "American Horror Story--Murder House" has a counterpart. There are the Rutger twins, Moira and Elizabeth Short, The Harmons, and now Chad Warwick, and his partner, Patrick. Chad is played brilliantly by Zachary Quinto, and Patrick by the very luscious looking Teddy Sears. They are a perfect couple, visually. But all perfection ends there.
There is dark evil lurking beneath their exteriors. For my money, Patrick is not gay, but a closet homophobe, who has decided to try this lifestyle because he was fortunate enough to get sucked off, by an exceptional male cocksucker. Not all are, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!! Believe me, I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick is the hotter bodied of the two, so it is not surprising he is the one with the wandering eye, trolling about. While he uses Chad, as a meal ticket!!!!!! Only Patrick gets no trolls. While Chad obsessively wants the whole nine yards of suburbia; he wants to be a Suburban Princess--like so many of us, dolls!!!!!!!!--but I have a feeling that if and when he does not get what he wants, murderous rage comes to the surface.
It never gets a chance to, though, because the couple, who owned the house before the Harmons, were murdered in 2010 by Rubber Man. I shall talk about him, on another post. Rubber Man even shoved a fireplace poker up Patrick's ass! Ouuuuuuuuuucccccccccchhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Hope that was post mortem!!!!!!!!!!!!
Personally, I think they both got what they deserved. Both underscored the worst aspects of gay men--shallow and superficial!!!!!!!!!!! Who needs more of them????????????
As the female audience member of the 1933 "King Kong" said about apes, I say the same about these two--
"Haven't we got enough of those, in New York???????????"
Ah, the voluptuous Teddy Sears! I don't normally go for the blond Ken-doll type, but Teddy is exceptional.
ReplyDeleteAfter his stint in Murder House, he went on to play Allison Janney's boy toy in "Masters Of Sex" (during a great plotling involving her discovery that hubby Beau Bridges is a big ole queen). When Janney tires of him, he ends up being plaything to yet another strong-willed woman: when last seen, he was blackmailed into providing stud service for an aggressive heavyset gal who trades in fake diet cures.
As for Quinto, he turns up in an NBC miniseries starting tomorrow. In "The Slap", an Americanized version of an Aussie hit, Quinto delivers the titular gesture to an annoying toddler at his own son's birthday party, which sets off everyone in pretentious Boerum Hill, Brooklyn. Eight episodes, closed-end series- might be worth a look.