Darlings, Who Knew Annette and Darlene Were Jealous Of Each Other?????????????

                                  When it came to the Mouseketeers on "The Mickey Mouse Club," Annette and Darlene were the Bette and Joan of the set.  What I cannot understand is--why would anyone want to be Darlene?  Before Hayley Mills arrived on the Disney scene, I, of course, wanted to be Annette.  As for the Mouseketeers,  all the boys wanted to get their hands on her, as she had the best tits, while Darlene and the other girls wished they had some of what Annette had.  And who knows, maybe some of those girl Mouseketeers were future lesbians, who wanted to get their hands on Annette, too!!!!!!!!!

                                    Now, Darlene was supposed to be the NICE one!  But the way her life spun  out of control with drugs and theft, being a convicted felon, and being legally represented by--of all people--her own sister, Gina, now a lawyer, who played the child Blanche ("I won't forget. You BET I won't forget!") at the start of "What Ever Happened To Baby Jane?"  Darlene has had it rough, but is still alive, while Annette has gone to her reward, loved.  When Darlene goes, it could be via a flutter of bullets, like the end of "Bonnie And Clyde"

                                    Just watch, girls, and see what is in store for Darlene!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                    So, why would anyone have wanted to be her?  What was there to get jealous about?