Oh, My God!!!!!!!!! Liza Doesn't Even Know What A Metro Card Is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Have you seen the Christine Pedi video "Outtakes--More Shit Liza Minnelli Says????"  You have to, darlings!  There are two great moments--both in her dressing room. One is when she screams out the name "Zasu Pitts!  Another, which follows, soon after, is when some fan drops a Metro Card, and she holds it up and says, "What the hell is this?"

                              Oh, Liza, Liza!!!!!!!  You have no idea how us mortals live!  You should try it out for experience--you could put it into your act!  Because you sure as hell cannot stand on a chair, singing "Bye Bye Mein Lieber Herr!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                               This video is priceless!  You'll just love it!

                               If only I could reach the point where I could say "What the hell?" about Metro Cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!