Can you imagine Michael Douglas, the man every woman loved to victimize during the 80's, via such films as "Fatal Attraction" and "Basic Instinct," saying such a thing??????????
Who could forget his campy turn as Liberace, with its ending, an ersatz version of Jerry Herman's "The Man In The Moon (Is A Miss)" from "MAME?" But what I also remember is that it was Michael Douglas, via this vehicle, who introduced mainstream Americans, who could not be expected to know, to sex booths, and glory holes!
I howled with laughter when I saw Douglas, on a ladder, sticking out his ass in one direction, his dick in the other, so he could get double fucked, in the sex booth! Oh, my God!!!!!!!!!! And his way of acting orgiastic was so over the top, you would have thought a physician was inserting a catheter! Ouch!!!!!!!!!!
Now, what do I know about such things, dears??????? I mean, I read Jane Austen!!!!!!!!!!! I also read a lot of other things so........ I.know!!!!!!!!!!! But, let me tell you, it's not just STD's that are the issue here. Suppose some sicko nut on the other side decides to bite it off???????? Then there are REAL problems!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Douglas has some nerve! He is also the man who says he got throat cancer (which he beat) from eating too much pussy!!!!!!!!!!! Say, WHAT????????????
The only thing Michael Douglas suffers from is an over inflated ego, and an undeservedly high opinion of himself!!!!!!!!!!!! If Kirk could have seen that glory hole scene, he would have blanched!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even for those of us who are gay, it was laughable!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, keep your notions of masculinity to yourself, Mr. D!!!!!!!! You haven't a leg to stand on....except in a sex booth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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