You better watch out, Young Miss, or your tears will be wasted, when Krampus gets to you. And as Christmas gets nearer, Krampus is revving up his act. Baddies will flee at his approach; I hear he has even consulted with Meryl Streep--MERYL!!!!!!!!!-- to see who the baddest of the lot are. And MERYL would know, dolls, I can tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Personally, I just love Krampus. He has never given me a bit of trouble, and I think he is cute. So, why is America so afraid to add him to the Christmas gallery??????
Because they want everything sanitized!!!!!!!!!! But Krampus knows this just hides a veil of hypocrisy, so he is coming to get those types NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then, he will meet Saint Nicholas at the beer garden.
Wonder if some blond thing will be singing "Tomorrow Belongs To Me?????????"
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