What If Donald Trump Played Evita???????????????????????????

                            "Stand back, New York City!!!!!!!!!!!  Because, you wanna know what you're gonna get from me???????"

                              CRAP! that;'s what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Imagine, darlings, if theater marquees, let allow voters, said, DONALD as TRUMP-ITA!!!!!!!!!!   If you thought living under the Peron regime might have been tough, consider this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              And, besides, he does not even know how to dress!!!!!!!!!!!  You don't see him hanging with ANNA, do you???????????  She would dump him, faster than a wet dish rag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                               So, all your Theater Queens, get our your Cast Recordings of "Evita"--with PATTI, of course!!!!!!!!!!!--and think  about what would transpire if Trump assumed the role!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                The biggest calamity since what Philip Roth wrote in "The Plot Against America!!!!!!!!!!!!"