Today, also, darlings, happens to be Candlemass Eve! This is the next the witches mock the rituals of the church, and sacrifice a virgin, at midnight!
It gets tougher for witches, each year. Where is one supposed to find a virgin? On the street? What are the odds? In the convent? That is no longer a guarantee. Maternity wards? I think the idea is not so much to sacrifice babies--unless absolutely necessary, according to the ritual, but a full blown, sexually mature, virgin.
Don't look at me, dolls!
So, lock your doors and windows, tonight! The evening will be a long one!!!!!!!!!
If you open your linen drawer tonite, to find a dead sparrow and a sprig of woodbine, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! You don't want to be sacrificed at The Hour Of Thirteen!
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ReplyDeleteWe made it, so I guess we're good for
another year! See you this eve!