If An Unpublished Manuscript Sequel To D. H. Lawrene's "Lady Chatterly's Lover" Was Discovered And Published, It Would Be Entitled "The Gardener Wears A Bra!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                          I mean, Lawrence knew everyone has sexual fantasies about the working class, but when "Lady Chatterly's Lover" came out, he pushed the envelope right there, by acknowledging them.  The lady in question got her fantasy, but it was NOT the thing for one of her social class to do.
Same with E.M. Forester's "Maurice."  Same still applies, today, darlings!  Sex with the hired help is taboo and declasse!!!!!!!!!!!!

                         So, I wondered, what if Lawrence had written a sequel?  How would it have played out?

                         It would still have been declasse, but. I can tell you this--for the sequel to work, the ante would have to be upped.

                          The hunky gardener (whom I first envisioned as Liam Nelson, but, having aged out, would have to go with Ryan Gosling, though he is not as hunky as Liam) would kick things up a bit, like wearing a bra and crotchless panties, celebrating the feminine side of himself, while his female partner is a dominatrix, celebrating her masculine side with a dildo and whip, all of which is used on him.

                           And, of course, it all takes place, in an English Country Garden!

                           So, the next time you hear that lovely ditty, think of D. H. Lawrence, and "undiscovered sequel!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                           Here it is, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!