Amy Sedaris and sex! The two are practically inconceivable, darlings. I mean, she is cute, perky and attractive, and if I were straight, well, who wouldn't be interested in Amy?
From her Village video, we know Amy has been around the block. She even dated Paul Dinello, who guested on the show last night, and you can tell he is a real sex hound. And Amy knew all the porn shops when they were in existence in her old Village neighborhood. She even knew The Hangar, the gay bar.
Now, let me tell you something, girls. I've known The Hangar for a long time, though I never set foot in it, once. There was a time, however, back in the day, when I could not walk past the place, without seeing, and waving to, folks I knew, sitting in the front window. I used to get around.
It's a wonder I did not have nightmares last night, after Amy showed us, and demonstrated, the Craft Vagina! Sure, it was made of construction paper and flaps, but I want to tell you, Baby Gojira was very rattled!!!!!!!!!
And then those scents. Ilang Ilang, or whatever it was; is that for real? How come I don't know about this? Or is this just for straights?????????????
And Chassie suing Amy for sexual harassment? Amy wouldn't harass anyone!
How ridiculous, which is what I guess Amy was going for.
Then, there was Amy and Paul Dinello. They once had a thing going, so doing this was easy for them. But when he went for the nachos, instead of Amy, even I was shocked.
Amy made out better with the snake, in another show. He was genuinely charmed by her.
As am I. It wasn't that I did not love the show. But did the vagina have to be mentioned? Some of us still think of it as a giant Venus fly trap, that engulfs, then expunges. And then there is that whole "dentata" thing.
To think that I survived this show. Amy, go back to cuteness!
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