How the hell did I ever miss this one, darlings??????????? A perfect horror for the Holidays.
It starts out in 1947, with a little boy named Harry, and his brother Billy. Harry, the younger, fervently wants to hang on to his belief in Santa Claus, which his brother has already shed. Mother stages an elaborate Christmas fantasy for the boys, where she leaves out adult gourmet food for Santa, which he greedily partakes of.
The boys are sent to bed. But young Harry is awakened in the middle of the night, by lascivious laughter, coming from downstairs. Now, get ready, girls, because this is REAL childhood trauma, and DISGUSTING. Concealing himself on the stairs, Harry sees Santa, really his Daddy, by the fireplace, going down on Mommy! With her behaving like a common prostitute! Disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This kid is traumatized. I don't know if he turns out gay, but I do know he grows up to be an eccentric toymaker, who values, craft, rather than commercialism. One day, after ridiculed by workers and treated with cynicism and hypocrisy, Harry loses it, and goes on a killer rampage. Anyone is fair game, but he keeps a list of who are the good and naughty boys and girls, in town!!!!!!!!!!! Aha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like riotous fun, darlings! The perfect windup to Christmas horror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simply disgusting, girls! Little Harry should have killed his parents, first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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