It Would Not Be Christmas, Without That Holiday Bitch We All Love--Dawn Davenport!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                  "Everyone's jealous!
                                                  "Just because we're so pretty!"
                                                  --The Girls in "Female Trouble"
                                                         (1974)


                                         I cannot believe it has been 44 years since John Waters' bitch classic was released. I just love the scene in the bathroom, with Chicklet teasing her hair--that's what I wanted to do, who I wanted to be, and should have spent more of my time in high school doing.

                                       

                                      The reason Dawn is loved so much is because she is a true Christmas bitch, and, hence, the winner of this week's Raving Queen Bitch Of The Week Award.

                                        Dawn had every reason to expect the gift she wanted on Christmas morning--those black Cha Cha heels--but her parents, especially the father, were too conservative to understand their daughter.  Sounds like what on in a lot of Baby Boomers homes when they--like yours truly--were in their teens!

                                           Here is the entire Christmas sequence from "Female Trouble," the perfect antidote to all that Holiday treacle.  See why Dawn is such a bitch, and why we just LOVE her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                              Love to you, too, dolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!