Friday, February 1, 2019

Happy Candlemass Eve, Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                              This month begins on a celebratory note, albeit an evil one.  Candlemass Eve is the night the witches mock the rituals of the Church, and then--at midnight!!!!!!!--sacrifice a virgin!!!!!!!!!!!

                              No wonder this guy looks so terrified!  Maybe he is still a virgin!  He does not look like he has seen much action, nor ever will.

                              The tradition calls for female virgins to be sacrificed.  But times are tough these days, even for witches, so what is a poor witch to do?  Where can she find one?

                               So, this guy is off the hook!

                                I wonder if ugly virgins count?  You know, like spinster librarians??????????

                                I suppose any port in a storm, when needed.

                                 So, Happy Candlemass Eve, darlings!  And make sure you are safely tucked away in your beds, by midnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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