Saturday, June 29, 2019

There is Tres Leches, And Then There Is The White Trash Version!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Now, darlings, I have had Tres Leches Cake, and it is really fabulous.  It is the real thing--a sponge, or, better yet, butter cake, soaked in three kinds of milk--condensed, evaporated, and heavy cream. It is so rich and delicious, it just melts in your mouth, and you are on a pure, creamy high!

Now, the White Trash contingent have their version of this, too.  Remember, in a recent post, I warned about the dangers of Costco; how excessive purchasing and eating Suzy Q's can turn one into Mama June?

Well, what real Suzy Q addicts do is make their own version of Tres Leches.  They take a Suzy Q, or maybe even two, put them in a cereal bowl, and then soak them in milk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To a child, this could sound tempting, and to adults with sweet tooths, or who are tipping on the social class precipice, this could be alluring.  But once you have had Tres Leches, White Trash style, one is done.  It is like being hooked on heroin, except the drug dealer does not have to come after one, because the looming specter of Costco is always present!!!!!!!!!!

So stay away, girls!  Otherwise you will find yourself, fat, bloated, sitting on a checkered lawn chair outside your one horse trailer, gorging on these things, and wondering how you got to this point, in the first place!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you must have Tres Leches, girls, indulge only in the REAL thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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