If The Dish Ran Away With The Spoon, Was It A Gay Or Straight Relationship?????????????????

                                Maybe it was what today would be called a pan sexual relationship!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                Actually, I have to wonder about the ambiguity of Mother Goose.

                               For example--

                               Why was Wee Willie Winkie allowed to ran through the town, in his nightgown?
                                   Where were his parents???????????????

                                 How did The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe acquire all those children?
                                    Adoption?  Was she constantly knocked up?  Besides, illustrators always
                                 draw her as post menopausal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                 And what is it with Mother Goose?  Another post menopausal woman, dressed
                                     in a witch's hat, using a poor goose as a broomstick, or traveling device?
                                 Where are all the animal rights activists???????????????

                                    And where the hell was Bobby Shafto headed on that raft?

                                    Mother Goose is loose, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!