"On The Third Of March, In The Year Of Our Lord, 1692........."

                                     The people of Whitewood, Massachusetts condemned Elizabeth Selwyn as a witch.  Tied and chained to a stake, it was hoped the flames would cleanse her soul of its evil, of  its lust for blood,  that made her  bring about the death  of Abagail Adams.

                                       She was burned. But  not before she cursed the town.  A year  later, the children of  the elders who condemned her became  mysteriously  ill,  and died.  The year after that,  the parents of  those children  were  similarly stricken.  Whitewood  became a town full  of ugly men and withered,  spinster lesbians.  To  be avoided by God fearin' people,  and  virgins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                          It is said  some  can spy Elizabeth herself  lurking about  the cemetery of the town.

                                          So,  three  hundred twenty nine years later, the town is  cursed.

                                          This  is  NO vacation  spot,  darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!