Tuesday, April 13, 2021

Girls, I Am Telling You, The Spider Had A Good Agent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                        It was Saturday night, just a half hour before the highlight of our  week, "Svengoolie."  He was showing 1957's "The Incredible Shrinking Man," adapted  by Richard Matheson,  from his classic novel,  which, unfortunately, seems  to  be out  of  print.


                                        The film was a tour  de force  for  Grant  Williams,  who, outside of  "The Monolith Monsters," (remember, the giant turds?) I don't think did much else.  He never married, so hmmmmmmmm....Could being gay have cost him a  career?  He was easy on the eyes.


                                          It was such a cute moment when he shrinks so  small his wife, Louise (Randy Stuart) buys him a  huge,  two floor  doll house for  him  to live  in.  He even has a romantic fling  with a circus midget, named Clarice Bruce,  played  by April  Kent, who turns  out to be the half sister of Gypsy Rose  Lee.  She  looks  a little  like June Havoc.


                                            Never are the questions of  wardrobe, bodily functions, or sex questioned.  To  make up for this, the cat and the spider steal the show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                              The  spider, I am convinced, was the same one used  in  Universal's 1955 "Tarantula," and AIP's "Earth VS. The Spider."  This arachnid  must have had an iron clad contract; every  time a spider was needed forr  a Fifties monster film, there it  was.


                                                The cat, whose name is Butch, is cute at first, but once Williams  starts shrinking, his predatory instincts come out.  The  shot  of him peering into the doll house is priceless. Here--take  a look!


                                               Back to the  spider, for a moment.  The lead shot shown suggests-- May God forgive me!!!!!!!!!!!--a huge, gaping vagina!!!!!!!!!!!  Gasp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Gay men are sure to have  nightmares!!!!!!!!!!  Maybe that is  why Grant  Williams  did not do  so many movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                Added to  this, the  film was  not what we  expected, for two reasons.  First, it  was not campy enough, save for  the doll house,which was cute.  Second, it  had  a  metaphysical, nihilistic outlook, and ending, which left us cold.


                                                   Second, due to our wonderful SPECTRUM cable service, the sound went out, so  we had to watch it captioned.  And this was  a mood piece, where music  was  often  more  important  than dialogue.


                                                    Wouldn't you know, the  sound came  back, just  after the film ended!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                     But, however much the spider and cat got  paid,  it was not  enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 comments:

  1. The original Honey I Shrunk The Kids lol

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  2. Victoria,

    You are absolutely right.
    I never saw that film, either.
    So I did not give it a thought,
    while watching this oen.

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  3. Hadn't seen this since I was a kid! The effects still hold up nicely, Grant Williams is eye candy enough, and its mostly a fun ride BUT...

    Good gawd how I wanted the spider to suck the life out of him by that point. Never in the history of movies has there been a worse example of the protagonist continually making the stupidest possible choice from scene to scene because the writers were too unimaginative/lazy to keep the story moving any other way. You keep wondering, did his intelligence shrink along with his skull? From the moment he traps himself in the basement (strike one), the whole movie flies off the rails and he makes Ralph Wiggum on The Simpsons seem like Einstein. Yikes.

    The existentialist ending didn't bother me much: that was par for the course for the era ("invasion Of The Body Snatchers", etc). And really, once he shrank to the size of a pollen grain what the hell could they do for him anyway. Kind of a letdown, tho, after surviving the cat, the spider, and endless bouts of his own imbecility. Perhaps the moral of the story is he was too stupid to live, so he just faded away into the sunset (literally).

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  4. My dear,

    To think this was written by Richard Matheson.
    Maybe it works better on the printed page.
    By the way, Grant Williamas never married.
    Uhm Hmm....maybe you know what derailed his
    career, as it did with William Eythe.

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