Saturday, January 21, 2023

Darlings, This Poster Made Me Want To See This 1963 Film, As A Child!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                       If you thought my parents would let me see this film, after looking at this poster, you are correct--they would not!  I wanted this poster emblazoned on my bedroom wall, but they would not allow that, either.  Now, thanks to "Svengoolie" I, at last, get to see Hammer's 1963 "Kiss Of The Vampire."



                                      However, girls, I have a feeling the poster may be better than the film.  But, with the lush Hammer color photography, toothsome bosomy barefoot beauties, and blood galore, the film should offer up some campy fun.  I cannot wait, so be there, at 8PM tonight. along with David, Baby Gojira, Pippin, and Kerwyn, and our beloved Cucumbo for this potential delight.  But I wouldn't dare drink tomato juice, during it!



                                                                                   


                       As for "Sventoonie," well, after last week's experiment, I think he has learned his lesson, because this week he is going to deconstruct Roger Corman's color 1965 sci-fi film, "Voyage To The Prehistoric Planet."  Now, let's get one thing straight.  The creature seen in the lower left-hand corner of this poster is NOT Gojira.  He would never appear in a cheesy film like this; why, the dinosaurs will not even be real; probably microscope slide enlarged lizards!!!!!!!!!!  Gojira would have nothing to do with this trash, but he is delighted to watch it, and laugh it up, with the rest of us.



                     So, join in the fun tonight, at 10:30PM.  Remember, "Svengoolie" now runs an extra half hour, so get the time frame right!



                      Vampires and dinosaurs!  What a delightfully horrific combination!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                       

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