Don't Get Too Excited, Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! May Turns Out To Be Not So Sterling A Month On "Svengoolie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                                       Before Baby Gojira and others get excited about the possibility of bosoms, let me caution all--this was a 1979 made-for-TV movie, so that does it for bosoms.  The plot is a sort of "Lord Of The Flies" redo--a group of men plane crash on an unknown island, where women prey upon men!

                                           I mean, some may get a kick out of this, but I don't expect it to be very good.  Where the hell did "Svengoolie" dig this thing up?  And why?

                                          The only known cast member is Peter Lawford.  He must have been desperate for money, fueled by alcohol or gambling debts, to appear in this piece of crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                             Only by watching can one know what to expect.  So, if you tune in at 8PM, and feel like having a Sea Breeze or a carafe of Montepulciano, go right ahead!  Both could be the saving grace of getting through this movie.

                                              I will be honest.  "Svengoolie" does not have one gem in the bunch this month.  But tonight's film is the worst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                              Remember what Cunegonde said, "If I'm not pure, at least my jewels are!!!!!!!!!!!!!"