Girls, where would I be without my coffee? Instead of writing this blog I would probably be institutionalized. Now, a coffee wife is not the same thing as a trophy wife. The latter eventually begins to wear, developing lines and wrinkles and other things too grotesque to mention here on this blog. They lose their trophy value.
Coffee wives always keep theirs, because all they have to do is make and serve coffee. That's right and look great. Let someone else clean the house and cook the meals. Girls, cast off that mantle of medieval domesticity and take your rightful place as a coffee wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's better than Linda Richman!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like the picture says, do NOT come near me until I have had my coffee! I think I inherited this trait from my mother, who was more than a coffee wife.
But that was then, and this is NOW. Girls, make and serve that coffee, get dressed, and go out and live your lives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A toast and a sip to coffee wives everywhere!
Excuse me, dears, I have to get more coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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