Girls, How Come I Was Not Invited To Taylor Swift's Wedding!??????????????????????????

                                   I will admit, darlings, that I do know who Taylor Swift is, but I really cannot name any of her songs.  I will also admit that, until he started dating Taylor, I had no idea who Travis Kelce was!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                       But is that any excuse not to invite me---The Raving Queen??????????  Let's face it, girls, we all know it is going to go down at Madison Square Garden this weekend, and it is going to be the social event of the year!!!!!!!!!!!  I am sure ANNA will be there, so why not me???????????

                               

What a social faux pas!  It is not like I have never been inside Madison Square Garden before.  And not just for the circus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                           I mean, Taylor, I know we haven't lunched in ages, but is that any reason to shut me out of your wedding????????????  And who is designing your gown??????????

                                            Heaven help me!  I wish Truman Capote were here.  If I could connect with him, I bet he could get me into this event.

                                               But not Wallace Shawn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!