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Friday, January 14, 2011
Girls, It Is Time To Give It To Ron Howard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darlings, let me tell you, next to Tom Hanks, Ron Howard is Hollywood's Biggest Phony!!!!!!!! He is also proof positive that most of the time cute child stars morph into ugliness!!!!!!!! Now, Natalie Wood was an exception, which is why all us girls wanted to BE her. Come to think of it, so was Ron's own brother, Clint Howard--a not so cute kid who morphed into one of the ugliest adults ever!!!!!!!! I have seen people with Down Syndrome who were more attractive!!!!!!!! Good thing Clint has Ron to give him a job whenever he needs one!!!!!!!!! Nice work, if you can get it, hon!!!!!!!!!!
Baby boomers of a Certain Age---and you know who you are, girls!!!--will never forget Ronnie Howard as Opie Taylor on "The Andy Griffith Show." He was SO cute, then, and it took a lot to upstage the likes of Don Knotts and Frances Bavier!!!!!!!
And burgeoning Theater Queens--and you KNOW yours truly was, darlings!!!!!-- recall him as Winthrop Paroo in the film version of "The Music Man." By the time he became known as Richie Cunningham on "Happy Days," he was beginning to display a nice, sort of all-American male wholesomeness. But after that, he TANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess it was the pressure of the film biz. Because as he moved away from acting, and more towards directing, Ron (as he now insisted on being known) began to lose those looks!!!!!! Now he has lost it with his movies!!!!!!! There were actually a few I admired--like "Apollo 13"--but from about "A Beautiful Mind" on, the mainstream, Republican machine had taken him over, and out went any film making talent. Still, he always selected interesting properties; even "The Da Vinci Code" initially had the hope that film making skills would override the literary incompetence of the Dan Brown book.
But now he is scraping the bottom with "The Dilemma," a heterosexist farce with Vince Vaughn and Kevin St James in your typical "straight-men-belch-and-fart" roles.
Even they deserve better!!!!!! And by the way, Ron, if you can get your retard looking brother Clint a job, how about your no talent daughter Bryce Dallas???????
The real dilemma with this upcoming film is the controversy surrounding it--an anti-gay one that has been picked up by the rights groups. Apparently, at one point, Vaughn's character uses the phrase "that's so gay". Pressure has caused that line to be removed from the film's trailers, but Howard will not remove it from the film. He can give all the excuses he wants, but the bottom line is he actually is one of these belch farting straight men--a big, self-righteous homophobe, who probably clings to Sarah Palin's skirts, and would kiss her kooch if she told him to; he would probably defend those bastards Ravi and Wei for what they did to Tyler Clementi; clearly he is anti-gay, and doesn't give a damn about it. Well, we don't give a damn about you, either, Ron, so stop making movies. If this film tanks, as I hope it does, it will give this artist turned boob what he deserves. However, if the box office soars, then you know America is the homophobic nation I have always held it is; else why would crap like this be a hit??? Not to mention, the average American is STUPID, so the stupid LOVE stupidity!!!!!!!!!
So here is to you, Ron Howard! Big Hollywood phony masquerading as prestige filmmaker, but in actuality would head up HUAC if it were revived any day!!!!!!!
Walt Disney might have been politically despicable, but at least he made some fine movies!!!!! Ron is not even doing that, anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get lost, Ron!!!!!!!!!! Go check into a Hollywood nursing home in your Depends!!!!!!!!!
You know you can depend on ME to be a bitch, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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