Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Darlings, Didn't You Just Love Jane's Pink Striped Pajamas??????


                                    That's how it started last night, girls.  Jane, in a stunning pair of pink striped pajamas, with all that gorgeous Angie Harmon hair cascading down, and Maura, chic and lovely in a sort of off beige pair of PJ's, with a pattern.  Drinking coffee, which Jane hands to Maura, who is instantly repulsed by the fact that she is being served instant coffee!!!!!!!!  As well should be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                       And so, darlings, the new season of "Rizzoli And Isles" begins!!!!!!!!  Which means, thank God, that on Tuesdays, we don't have to look at that ugly old Lieutenant Joe Kenda.  Not that the cute one is bad--far from it--but let's face it, Kenda, in his day, NEVER looked THAT good!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                          Meanwhile, over at the Precinct Cafe, Angela is still working for Stanley, which means Lorraine is still doling out food, and making coffee!!!!!! Thank God for that!  A portly gent sits down, begins to eat breakfast, when he begins to  cough, and blood sputters copiously out of his nose and mouth. Soon he is on the floor--dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Which means Jane and Maura have to rush to the scene instantly, changing out of their designer PJ's on the way!!!!!!!!!!!

                                           Thus begins one of the most exciting episodes ever, dealing with  a drug conspiracy between a washed-up pharmaceutical exec, a de-licensed  physician, and a sleazebag lawyer.
Coupled with a contagion of bacterial meningitis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                              As if that weren't enough, everyone is trying to come to terms with Lydia's baby--including Lydia.  They cannot even agree on a name; some call it "T.J." while others say "Mario."
It looks like Jane, Maura and Angela are going to raise it, but then Lydia steps in with her white trash mother, and decides she is going to take it. After dumping him   on the Rizzoli doorstep.  I am telling you, I do not like that Lydia one bit; that doe-eyed look does not fool me!!!!!!!!  She is no Fantine; she is a conniving, manipulative bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                 Thank God it turns out that Tommy is actually the father; now he and the Rizzolis have some familial rights.  But the ending, which looked like an ersatz version of "Since You Went Away," suggested to me all this warmth and fuzziness will not last--not as long as Lydia and her white trash mom are in the picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                      I say, give that baby to Jane and Maura!  That way, it will grow up smart and sophisticated!!!!!!!!!!

                                                       Not to mention having fabulous fashion sense, and hair!!!!!!!!!!


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