Girls, Is There A Gay Counterpart To A Man Cave????????????

                           Sweeties, there had better be!!!!!!!!!!!!

                           But what is it?????????????

                           The answer should be fairly obvious, darlings--the Queen's chambers!!!!!!!!!!

                            I mean, just look at that plush design and decor!!!!!!!!!  Much more tasteful and refined than a Man Cave! The Queen's chamber, of course, has a floral washbowl and pitcher, for one to keep fresh at all times!  And, like the Man Cave, there is an entertainment component system; the big difference being, instead of ESPN, it is strictly MGM!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Did you hear me, darlings???????  MGM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                             No Jersey Devils DVDs!!!!!!!!!!  But you can bet "Gigi!!!!!!!!" And "The Wizard Of Oz!"  You damn well better believe it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Instead of a crass beer cooler, with Cheez Doodles, or something, there is an elegant, 1950s style bar cart, on wheels, for the Queen to wheel out whenever she pleases!!!!!!!!   All kinds of ingredients for sophisticated drinks--Brandy Alexanders, Bloody Marys, Margaritas, and, of course, plenty of red and white whine!  Plus the most stunning canapes and hors d'oeuvres!!!!!!!!   Just like Truman Capote, dears!!!!!!!!!!!  Whom you might want to do research on, to see what to serve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Sometimes, the Queen may want to be alone.  For that, there are elegant bookshelves, stocked with the Important Stuff--Jane Austen, the Brontes, George Eliot, Harper Lee, Margaret Mitchell, Shirley Jackson, Truman Capote, of course, and Important Biographies--"Haywire" by Brooke Hayward,
"Bittersweet", by Susan Strasberg, "Hello, Gorgeous--Becoming Barbra Streisand," by William J. Mann, and "Grace--A Memoir," by none other than Grace Coddington!!!!!!!!!!  Perfect for those cold, afternoon, Winter retreats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Oh, and add, somewhere on the walls, the famous portrait of Gene Tierney from "Laura." And, of course, one of Jennifer Jones!!!!!!!!!!!

                               I am telling you, it is every gay man's dream!!!!!!!!!   Including a pink Princess Telephone!!!!!!!!!

                                Perfect for all my Princesses out there!  So, when your man goes to  his cave, you can go to your chambers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                 Queen For A Day, every day, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!