Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Guess Who Is Going Back In Front Of The Cameras?????????????


                                 The hottest news in Hollywood--hotter than a lizard's breath--is that one of the screen's BIGGEST (in every sense of the word, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!) stars  will be making a comeback next year.
This is extremely timely, as it will mark his 60th anniversary since his initial appearance on Japanese screens, back in 1954!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                   Who am I talking about, darlings????????  Why, none other than the reptile we all know and love, and you know I just LOVE him--Gojira!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                      Only, once again, he is going to be designated by his American moniker-Godzilla.

                                       In any case, the hope is that this will be an improvement on the 1998 film, where the creature did not even look as he was supposed to, and the special effects were so incredulous--it was completely unbelievable that a creature the size as depicted could navigate those narrow--I think they were--New York City streets.

                                        It was also, next to his current stint in "Nice Work, If You Can Get It," the worst work I have seen Matthew Broderick do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                          The 2014 film boats some impressive names--the director, Ken Watanabe, stars Elizabeth Olsen, Juliette Binoche, and David Straithairn.  From what I understand, Gojira is going to go on the Anne Hathaway-Fantine diet, because he is going to be lean and mean!!!!!!!!!!!!  Like the way he is pictured above, though he still looks pretty much the way he always did!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                            Purportedly, this will be dark and realistic, with Gojira acting like a menacing terror, even though we know he is just a big hearted old reptile who wants to be loved!!!!!!!!! And we love him!!!!!!!!!!!   But one wonders--will they go back to Odo Island, have virgin sacrifices, and have him come ashore in the dead of night??????????  One can only hope!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                             Gojira's contract calls fro evenings free, so he can spend time with us, and accommodate  his fans, when it is time for personal appearances!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                The release date is set for May 16, 2014!  Look for Gojira, with Monsieur and I as his guests on the Red Carpet!  Maybe with Joan Rivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                   GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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