Looks like those transforming Asian babes-Grannies are going to be on the unemployment line. The trash is finally being cleared out of our neighborhood!
Several of the spas, like this one, masquerading as sexually driven massage parlors, ripe with prostitution, have been shut down, and at least 16 workers have been fired, and arrested!
It is about time! Clear that space, girls, and bring in some important things--like more bookstores, or a Laura Ashley emporium, or an Irish Tea shop! Style and fashion have GOT to flourish, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!
Of course, this will pose some problems for some people, like our crazy, upstairs neighbor, Mr. Mullet, or, as I prefer to call him, "Big Boy!" Two Sundays ago, we saw him leaving the building, all gussied up in a trim tank top and shorts, probably pomaded, so he would be all fresh and ready to get his share of Lickey Lickey!!!!!!!!!!!! Wonder what he will do now? Guess he will have to take that train across the bridge into Manhattan! Lickey Lickey?????? Hell, in Manhattan, you can find it on every other street. Even if it involves simply going to a stranger's residence found in the sex ads on Craigslist.
The ones with the real problem will be the guys I call the Buttfuccos--again, too ugly to get anything else, and having to worry about their wives and girl friends, if they have any! I am sending to a warning to local hospitals right now--you are going to get an epidemic of cases of blue balls in the ER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck you, you morons! Stay with your wives or girlfriends! Jerk off into a pair of those secretly worn panties that you conceal at work! Or maybe--just MAYBE--start acting like mature adults, and not overly hormonal teenage boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not even Portnoy would complain here, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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