Saturday, July 13, 2013

Some BIG Movie News, From Hollywood, Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                    I have just found out that the release date here of the newest Godzilla film (to be called "Godzilla," though, from now on, for the purpose of this posting, I will be referring to him as Gojira!!!!)     is to be May 16, 2,014.  Mark your calendars, darlings, plan to take the day off, and let us pray there is a grand opening at the Ziegfeld!!!!!!!!!  I mean, I have not seen a film there, since last December, when I saw "Les Miserables!!!!!!!!!!!!"   Wouldn't this be a perfect successor??????????????????

                                     For the benefit of those who want to know, Gojira has been getting into shape for this one; he will be leaner, a little meaner, and I am told there is something different about the roar!!!!!!!  But I have not heard anything yet.  Maybe it is a roar of relief, now all those  Lickey Lickey places have left Bay Ridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                       Girls, we cannot wait for May 16, 2014.  For one thing, Gojira is going to be a little more flamboyant--because he is coming to attack San Francisco.  "San Francisco, open your Golden Gate, that's where a stranger waits, at your door!"  Perhaps he will support the LGBT Movement!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                          You know, that, deep down, he's just a big, lovable reptile, who wants to have fun!  Which is why we all love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                            Get those tickets as soon as they go on sale, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                       

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