I have just found out that the release date here of the newest Godzilla film (to be called "Godzilla," though, from now on, for the purpose of this posting, I will be referring to him as Gojira!!!!) is to be May 16, 2,014. Mark your calendars, darlings, plan to take the day off, and let us pray there is a grand opening at the Ziegfeld!!!!!!!!! I mean, I have not seen a film there, since last December, when I saw "Les Miserables!!!!!!!!!!!!" Wouldn't this be a perfect successor??????????????????
For the benefit of those who want to know, Gojira has been getting into shape for this one; he will be leaner, a little meaner, and I am told there is something different about the roar!!!!!!! But I have not heard anything yet. Maybe it is a roar of relief, now all those Lickey Lickey places have left Bay Ridge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls, we cannot wait for May 16, 2014. For one thing, Gojira is going to be a little more flamboyant--because he is coming to attack San Francisco. "San Francisco, open your Golden Gate, that's where a stranger waits, at your door!" Perhaps he will support the LGBT Movement!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know, that, deep down, he's just a big, lovable reptile, who wants to have fun! Which is why we all love him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get those tickets as soon as they go on sale, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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