"Ding Dong! The Witch Is Dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                                          " Which old witch?  The Christine Witch!
                                            Ding Dong! The Christine Quinn Witch Is Dead!"


                                 Well, not literally, darlings!   I wouldn't want that, for Christine, or anyone!  I mean politically, of course, for, now that she has been defeated in the mayoral primary, that beans n' franks lesbian will never eat lunch in this town again, I can tell you!  Instead, she will hang out with all the other ex-con lesbos, down at Henrietta Hudson's, nursing her wounds, and licking God knows what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                  Meanwhile, the rest of us are tap dancing over the removal of this Bloomberg clone, which only goes to show how disgusted folks in this town are with Mikey!!!!!!!!!!!!  I mean, the man has the face of a lizard; he could get a job, afterwards with Geico, or trolling in 50's horror movie remakes!

                                     Waking up to Christine's defeat is the best day starter I have had all week!

                                      Hope her harassed campaign workers are whooping it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!