Actually, if you watch those commercials, girls, none of them ever mention any specific addiction. But there is one in particular, which I am sure goes ignored.
Remember the famous "Seinfeld" episode on muffin tops???????? There is more truth to it, than one may realize! Because I am developing a new addiction to them.
When I take my afternoon 4PM break, at work, the first thing I have to do is leave the building, for the sake of my sanity. I always have coffee--that is a given--but where I get the coffee, a deli up the street, they sell the most attractively topped muffins, and the best are these chocolate ones, filled with chocolate chips. I have developed this nasty habit--now, remember, I am also trying to lose weight!!!!--of buying a muffin, taking it with the coffee to a nearby park, scrunching up in a corner, so I can use a landscape ledge as a table, and covetously munch on the muffin top. I like to pull the chocolate chip individually from the muffin, and have it melt in my mouth, with the coffee! Better than LSD, even though I never took it! Then, I start picking off and around the crunchy top, because that crunchiness gives a great high, too. especially since it is chocolate. There is always the disappointing eventuality of no more top, because who wants the gushy cake part?????? Someone has to invent a muffin that is all top! Like butch men, in a gay bar!!!!!!!!!
I have to rid myself of this addiction, but I do not think Passages Malibu can help. Maybe another trip back to Mother Miriam in New Orleans, which would do wonders, anyway!
And, of course, Monsieur and I are thin king of getting married this year! A Summer Wedding! Me, a June bride--maybe!!!! My addictive thinking has got to the point where I am thinking of having the wedding cake be one gigantic chocolate chocolate chip muffin top, which people can just randomly pick from! Yummy!!!!!!!!!!
But, how will my cake designer handle it???????????????
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