Girls, let me tell you, the other day I was perusing the pages of a publication--it was the Times, I think-- when I saw, on back, an ad for Investigation Discovery, with a group of its most famous regulars clustered about. I recognized Lieutenant Joe Kenda, and two of my favorites, Candice DeLong, and Darren Kavinoky, were there. Darren looked so fine in his tight fitting suit, accentuating his tight, taut chest!!!!!!
But two people were conspicuously missing from the picture. The first was that nice looking man, Mark Safrik, and, even more disappointingly, the best female on ID--Aphrodite Jones!!!!!!!!!!
Now, let me tell you why Aphrodite was missing! You know who was occupying the spot she should have been, center stage, on the ottoman??????????
That is right! That blonde haired, slattern Miss, Paula Zahn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss Zahn, who can barely read the copy that is placed before her, as opposed to Miss Jones, who knows the scene, and writes her own copy, with a flawless delivery, thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!
The cheek of that Paula!!!!!!!!! Who the hell does she think she is????????? No wonder Aphrodite was not there! I bet when she found out Paula would take that spot, she stormed off!!!!!!!!!!! Good for her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just hope we viewers do not lose Aphrodite, because she is one of the best, and most informed, along with Candice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You need to be put in your place, Miss Paula Zahn!!!!!!!!! You screwed your husband's friend, and yourself, out of a marriage! Who did you screw at Investigation Discovery??????????
Take another photo. Put Aphrodite, front and center, and Paula, off to the side, where she belongs!
Oh, and can you get in the CUTE Lieutenant Kenda, too??????????????????????
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