Girls, I Am Telling You, This Is Going To Be The Next White Trash Food Fad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                 
                                   Girls, not since I first saw the Edwards Creme Pie ads, has a commercial gotten me all excited.  When I saw Trash Cook Queen Cathy Mitchell and her Dump Desserts and Dump Dinner recipes, I knew we had had to a new culinary low, that I am just dying to try.  Of course, you have to realize these meals very probably are diarrhea inducing, so if you need to shit, or are having a colonscopy, or just need to regulate that system, Cathy Mitchell's Dump Meals could be more delicious than that awful concoction one drinks before a colonoscopy.

                                      Darlings, if you thought Hamburger Helper was low class (or its fish counterpart, Tuna Helper!!!!!!!!!!!!!) this will make it seem like haute cuisine.

                                       In fact, the whole process cannot be so accurately captured, without witnessing Cathy do it herself. Wait till you see her pour soda over a cake recipe.  A Diet soda for a guilt free dessert!!!!!!!!!!!!!  And the women who are singing their praises are so slender, they don't look like they gain an ounce on this stuff.  Of course, being from the South and all, it does not say how many teeth they have.  In which case, this is the perfect thing to serve when you have food challenged guests over to dinner, like our Auntie Alvin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                        Just take a look, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Working late, you career gals?  Just come home, and dump and dump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Eat, and shit!

                                          What could be easier????????????????????????

                                             And I just LOVE Cathy Mitchell !!!!!!!!  I can't wait to hear more from her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!