It really is too bad Afton Burton--now known as :"Star," cannot become a singer or actress. With that youngish look and Shelley Plimpton hair style, she could get into a production of "HAIR" and sing "Frank Mills." Which would be better off than what she is going to do.
You see, for last nine years, since she has been sixteen, she has been corresponding and talking to 20th Century Sicko Charles Manson. And, on November 7, 2014, Manson took out a marriage license, so the two of then could be wed. Get this--this makes her his third wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This should be an inspiration for all spinsters out there--if Charles Manson can find someone, ANYONE who wants to can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The 80-year-old satyr is still hot to trot--with a 26-year-old young enough to be his granddaughter!
And speaking of grand kids, one person who endorses this union, and will be at the ceremony, is Manson's grandson, Jason Freeman. The other is Burton's mother. My take on her is she is one variation on Jo Van Fleet in "I'll Cry Tomorrow," or, more specifically, Kim Stanley in "Frances." I can picture her egging her daughter on, even slamming her against the wall, like Stanley in the movie, while screaming at her, "Do you know what it's like to be a NOBODY????" Meaning Mom wants the fame. Hell, I bet she, too would jump into the sack with Charles.
This more than anything exemplifies the cliche that there is someone for everyone out there.
So, forget about Christian Mingle and E Harmony Match!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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