Now, I don't mean to say that you absolutely HAVE to be a Theater Queen, to play "Be A Broadway Star," but I am sure it helps. Forget about "Monopoly," "Candy Land," or "Mystery Date," because a group having been disfranchised for so long finally has game to call its own.
In my day, darlings, the closest I came to this was "CAREERS," by Parker Brothers. It was the game of Fame, Fortune, and Happiness, and, in keeping with how I turned out, I always strove to go to Hollywood, and land on the space that said, "Win Oscar." Even then, I had my priorities in order, though I remember a time when I used to pronounce this game name "Carriers." Sounds like techno game today, about bacterial germs! Maybe I was onto something?
I have never played "Be A Broadway Star," so I cannot answer the question as to whether there is a space indicating one has to give a blow job to The Head, like Janie Lord in the novel, "Valley Of The Dolls." Excuse me, that was Hollywood. There is no fellatio on Broadway, darlings!!!!!!!!! I mean, who has time for it??????? Giving or receiving??????????
There is even a rumor that one of the playing cards looks like Kathie Lee Gifford. Can you imagine? Better Cathy Rigby than that other thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just look how exciting it looks, darlings! I can't wait to order myself a set, and play! And may the best Theater Queen win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you imagine? There will be Cat Bitch fights all over town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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