"Liza??????????? How You Doin', Liza??????????? Down In Carolina..............??????????????????"

                            Girls, I am telling you, no sooner does Liza check into rehab, then news comes of a new concert or project.  What on earth could it be?  She has been living off of "Cabaret," for the past 40 years, and is in no position to do that now.  Her voice is shot, her youth's gone up the river, so what can she possibly do??????  Stand on a stage in Halston red, and twirl her arms for two hours?  Where is the audience for that?

                             Only a few drugged out queens, who don't know better, darlings, will crash whatever venue for this.  The last time I recall Liza playing New York was in the remnants of what had been the bathhouse at Coney Island!!!!!!!!!!  How far down have we come, girl?????????????????

                               So, I am not sure about Liza's new act.  She can't even do her old ones!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                Just tell that Beyonce to order two cheeseburgers, onion rings, and french fries!!!!!!!!!!!!