Liza Minnelli is now out of rehab, and the question I know you all want to know is--what is she going to do next? She actually could star in a revival of "Cabaret;" hell, everyone else has!!!!!!!! I mean, if Gina Gershon could do it, why not???????
The first thing I think Liza should do is meet up with Beyonce at Burger King! You know what Liza says, "Once you kill the cow, you gotta make a burger!" She and Beyonce each could chow down on two cheese burgers, onion rings, french fries, chicken strips and apple pie, and a chocolate shake!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It might send me to the hospital, but it won't hurt them. Not with what is already in their system! Especially Liza's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor thing! I fear she is going to get all that Halston red, and end up in Vegas doing excerpts from "The Act," in a sleazy club show!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liza, Liza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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