Today Is The Day That Relieves Some, But Others Dread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                               Yes, darlings, it is Tax Day, and I hope most of you out there can sit back, and relax!  Isn't it ironic that this day falls just one day after the anniversary of John Wilkes Booth shooting Abraham Lincoln at Ford's Theatre?  What is that all about, I wonder?

                                  To those who have paid their taxes, kiss it goodbye for another year!  Celebrate with that refund. Like, maybe, tickets to "An American In Paris."  NOT "Doctor Zhivago."

                                    Here is the most horrible thing that can happen to tax evaders!  Do not get caught, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!