Thursday, February 25, 2016

Girls, Will Black Phillip Land A Spot On "The Stephen Colbert Show????????????"


                            The media juggernaut of stardom surrounding Black Phillip, the goat being hailed for his breakthrough performance in Robert Eggers' "The Witch" continues to grow.  There is actually a trailer featuring his scenes exclusively, with quotes from critics, raving about his spectacular performance!

                               I am telling you, not since Algebra, the donkey (or was it mule???????) in "The Little Rascals" has there been such a furor over fur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Black Phillip even has his own Twitter feed, so the value of his fur is going to go sky high, for his services.

                               It would not surprise me if he ends up as a guest on "The Stephen Colbert Show."  Or maybe as a guest host on "Saturday Night Live!!!!!!!!!!"

                                I bet MERYL wants to work with him.  And, if Ryan Murphy is smart, he will sign Black Phillip on for the forthcoming season of "American Horror Story!!!!!!!!!!!"

                                 This goat is on his way!  I wish I had the career options he had!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                  But no bus and truck tours of "The Sound Of Music," please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                  Here is the trailer, featuring Black Phillip!!!!!!!!!!  See what I mean????????

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