There must be some unwritten rule that every high school in American has to have a set of twin bitches. The Watson Twins, Nicki and Lizzy, as they are known in the 2013 "Carrie" are two nasty pieces of goods. They are the substitutes for Donna and Mary Thibodeau from the 1974 novel, and Norma Watson, the P.J. Soles character, from the 1976 film.
Now, in my day there were a set of bitch twins, back then.. I am not going to repeat history on here, but constant readers will know them as the two D's. Too bad the prom we had--which I was not at, of course--was not like in "Carrie," because I would have been as glad to see them go, as I do when I watch the Watsons get trampled to death. Touching when they hold hands, as they realize their fate. Bitches die together.
They are minor players in the saga, as Chris Hargensen is the Alpha Bitch. And she gets hers better than in the 1976 movie. The best thing about the recent version is the emphasis on how those deserving get their, gory, graphic comeuppances.
One of the twins actually looks like a beans n' franks lesbian. As a matter of fact, they both do. They are not the least bit attractive, or smart!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, what did they have, to be so bitchy about????????????????
Ooops!!!!!!! Sliiiiiiide!!!!!!!!!!! Trampppppppple!!!!!!!!!! Too bad, they're gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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