A Gay/campy chronicling of daily life in NYC,with individual kernels of human truth. copyright 2011 by The Raving Queen
Monday, December 5, 2016
Krampus Needs Some Love, Too!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Krampus is really, essentially, good natured. But he has a job to do, and he takes it seriously. That does not mean he would not appreciate a hug; when it comes right down to it, he is like a big old Teddy Bear. He just wants one to behave.
So, if Krampus should come knocking at your door, greet him with a hug! It will make him feel so much better! Do you think he really likes dragging off bad children???? They wear on him, too!
Make things easy for Krampus this year! He wants to have fun, too!!!!!!!!!!!!
The scariest creature at Christmastime is not Krampus, but Gramps. He will indulge the children with gifts of which Mom and Dad would never approve. Forget horror movie soundtracks - the scariest music is played when they unwrap their toy drums and horns.
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ReplyDeleteYou do have a point, my dear, and not an idiotic one, at that!
But I just love Krampus!
Before Gramps sinks his fangs into your throat, he has to put them in his mouth
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ReplyDeleteI don't think those fangs could sink into an apple, darling!