Yes, girls, it is February 1, and that means Candlemass Eve--the night the witches mock the rituals of the Church, and, at midnight, sacrifice a virgin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is any self-respecting witch, supposed to di, in this age? You don't have to have seen the movie "Spotlight" to grasp the Church is doing a pretty good job of mocking itself, and, as for a virgin, with so much demand, and so low supply, even I fear this day, because who knows who the witches will go after? Anyone they can get! Remember, in "Rosemary's Baby," even the Castevets started with Terry, who was hardly a blushing bride!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, lock your doors, and watch out for dead birds and wolf bane. It is a new month, but this is a day you don't go out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy February, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beware The Hour Of Thirteen, RQ!
ReplyDeleteAnd keep a 200-lb stone crucifix handy for shade throwing, in case any stray witches force their way into your apartment.
ReplyDeleteNo witches last eve. Safe for another year!!!!!!!!!!